let's just act like

I am not a product

of my name or my past

and that my actions will

not be understood

by looking backwards -

-Angus Torn

"I don't wish for words to make sense, but to make feelings rise up through your pores. I want the aftertaste of my insanities and my rare moments of dark brilliance to to taunt you for days, well at least minutes. I want to stick with you like a re-occuring dream or nightmare. To make my words tangible" ~ Magnus Ripp

Hate your job; I have years of experience in hating my jobs. For the low price of twice your daily pay and legally binding contract to bond me out should I get arrested I will got to where you work on your behalf (anonymously if need be) and rant and rave like a freshly escaped unmediated loquacious lunatic. I may not know your job, but I already know how to hate it and be frustrated by it.
Some company your inconsolably furious with - send me and I will rant away.
Extra charges if you want me to use your words or specific phrases unless of course it's awesome - than an appropriate discount will be applied.

Pay Me To Rant For You
Sincerely,
The Reverend Eggplant Jones

Today I could find out how much, not if, the universe hates me, but I have no interests in letting it win me over with the flattery of hatred - just go on ignoring me as usual" ~Magnus Ripp